Let's play dress up!

I was going to write about men's rectal health today, but decided I will hold off on it until next week sometime. (Sorry Jerry, I know you were looking forward to it.) Instead, I feel the overwhelming urge to pour my heart into something much more feel-good (not that a hand up your ass doesn't feel good to some people). An exercise in self-exploration & fantasy. This will be best illustrated with my own personal examples, and I encourage you to share yours, openly and freely with every person who may happen across this particular blog. Don't be shy. It's not like there are thousands of people peering into your life. It's just me and a couple of friends. That's all.

I think everyone should don a costume, at least once, for the sole purpose of getting laid. It would be even more fun if both of you dressed up and did a little role playing. Here are some examples to get you rolling (roleing?):

Her: a princess
Him: an auto mechanic
Why: What girl hasn't wanted to get taken by a really hot, auto mechanic right after he's just giving her a lube job and keeps making references to "what's under your hood." Ah yes, she in the beautiful satin gown, him in the coveralls with grease and oil all over his hands. As he grabs her hips to pull her closer and leaves a giant grease stain on the side of the dress. When the dress is crumpled on the floor, it'll look SO HOT with the giant black grease smudges all over it.

Her: a soccer mom
Him: a biker
Why: These two are polar opposities. Basing this one solely on stereo types, soccer moms would be more repressed, quiet and proper while a biker would be more laid back, loud and just enough naughty to get her started. This is especially cool if you have access to a motorcycle to fuck on. Maybe biker dude can tear her clothes off of her, liberate her and make her feel like a real woman.

Her: A rich bitch in fuzzy slippers and satin robe
Him: A pool boy or a gardner
Why: Again, a very common fantasy for the ladies - not only to have someone doing work for you, but then when no one is around, he just has to have her. Forbidden love at it's finest!

Her: a young paper boy
Him: a Catholic priest
Sorry, just had to get that in there.

Of course, the list goes on and on:

Nurse/Accident victim
School girl/Head Master
Native American girl/Pilgrim or Cowboy

I think if everyone dressed up as someone else and had wild, raucous sex once a week, you would find that your sex life improved & there would be a lot less anger in the world. You might even try some new moves. Who knows! You might enjoy have a thumb rammed up your ass while having a fantastical orgasm of mystical proportions. You might find that you relish a good spanking every now and again. You may find that it's not such a bad idea to get taken from behind when you bend over to unload the dishwasher.

And if you think your partner won't go for it, here's the sure-fire way to get him/her to play along. Get home before your partner. Make arrangements to be child free. Get into your costume and lay on the bed. When he/she comes in, beckon them to the bedroom. Use whatever ploy necessary to get them to play along.

In my house, it'd go like this: I'd be masturbating when he walks in and sees me, suddenly stop, put my finger in my mouth, and tell him if he wants any more, he best change into the clothes laid out for him in the bathroom.

Men, it's much easier for you - just tell her you want to eat her out but won't do it until she changes. We don't need to see anything to get in the mood - we need the thoughts of a good tongue lashing from you. Every girl likes to squirm a bit from the tongue-in-cooch scenario.

So come on now, share with me! Tell me what you or your partner have dressed up as in the past for some raunchy sex. If you've never dressed up for it, what would be your ideal scene?