Toys 4 Us

Here it is ladies (and gents who care!) Lets get down n dirty & discuss the various types of fun for her items that are out there. Don't worry guys, I found a little something for you too!

There are soooo many different types of vibrators out there, you have to know what it is makes you hot (and satisfied!) Are you content with a raging vaginal orgasm, or do you need that clitoral orgasm? Do you want it to just vibrate, or should it move around? Perhaps you would prefer a plain old fake dong and don't want it to move at all (with the exception of what youre doing yourself) Do you like small and compact, designed to look like a tube of lipstick? or is inflatable and the size of a brontosauras erection better? Do you want something you can leave in and say, go grocery shopping? It even has a remote, so someone else could control your pleasure, right there in front of everyone! I guarantee it'll be the best shopping trip you ever had. "Clean up in aisle 6!"

Do you want just one speed or varying speeds? Does color matter? Perhaps you like neons, pastels, bold colors, etc. Would you like it to be an accessory for your ipod? (It moves with the music youre playing!)

Or perhaps they'll perfect the perfect X-Box companion! Finally, something YOU can use the X-box for.

Will it bother you if there is a smiley face on it? (many have this) Do you want it with a rubbery texture, or smooth like plastic, metal or even glass ? You can get them that will offer you TRIPLE stimulation!! The Cunning Cactus would be just up your alley (HA!)!

A little shy in this area? They have a wide variety of vibrators for beginners. Want one you could accidentally leave out on your dresser and people would say Oh how cute!? Try this one that looks like a friendly catepillar!

Super advanced users will marvel at the Sybian Sex Machine. A rocking good time would be had by all that use it Just ask Howard Sterns guests who have tried it out on his show such as Carmen Electra and Jenna Jameson!

Psycho's all-time favorite has to be the Jack Rabbit . With 7 speeds of shaft rotation (and beads at the base of the shaft for that extra special touch) its a great start. But its just that - just the start! Because the bunny ears also have 7 speeds. Theres the slow and steady (indicated by the green light), then a medium steady (yellow-orange light), and a high power steady (RED LIGHT! RED LIGHT!!! OH GAWD THE RED LIGHT!!!). None of those doing it for you? The next setting alternates from slow to high in short rapid bursts. Or the next, slow-med-high-med-slow-med-high over and over and over again! Or perhaps youd like what I dub the "Morse Code" setting: Dot-dot-dot-DAAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHOHGOD!!!! And then there's the completely random one, where you don't know what's coming next! (But I'd be willing to bet its you!)

In my research for this blog, I did find something I'm interested in - Remote control panties! These also come in a thong style. I can see these being a big hit! Especially if I ever decide to try going out dancing. It can only improve my skills in that area.

Now ladies, while these treasures are truly something you can enjoy when alone, it's also fun to let your partner be in control. You may have to give him/her specific instructions, such as "don't let the light on it stay red, or its all over in maybe 10 seconds buddy."

Other couple oriented pleasure items: rings, hog tie restraint kits, feathery butt plugs, whips, the list goes on and on.

Here's one for the geek in all of us. Got a techie geek husband (like I do) and want to get him more involved? Long distance relationship blues? Here's a WiFi Vibrator that can actually be controlled over the internet!

And for you men who are jealous that there is nothing for you quite like this, I have a couple of things for you to look at: JUST LIKE JENNA!. Or how about these lil numbers? They are hand held and look just like a flash light! Now, wasn't that worth you taking the time to read this?

I have to say, it's been an educational ride for me. I'm looking forward to checking out some of these things. I have to thank my husband, Jerry, for getting me interested in these things in the first place, as well as offering up many wonderful suggestions for this particular piece. All in all, isn't the point to have fun? Take it from Dr. Seuss: "If you never have, you should! These things are fun, and fun is good!" I need to go now I need a Chux and a piece of ass!