Friday, September 15, 2006

Wiener!!!!

The wiener is going to come tonight!  I promised several people a picture of the wiener, and I will deliver.  First, I have to tell everyone how excited I am that the wiener will be at my house tonight!  Granted I can only touch, cuddle, kiss and play with the wiener until Sunday, but hey, there's always next weekend!


 


It's a bit of a departure from the ones I'm used to playing with.  For starters, it's very, very small, I'm used to the big ones!  It's also not very hairy, which will be a nice change for me.  I'll have to remember not to play as roughly with it as I do my other ones.  I'm also hoping it doesn't make too much noise.  Then again, it's not the end of the world if the wiener wakes me up in the middle of the night, right?  AND, I'm not cleaning up any of the mess it may make.  That's not my job.  After all, it's not MY wiener!  OH!  And if you'd like to see a picture of the wiener in question, CLICK HERE. 


 


On to other things.  Outside my work, I've discovered a porn ring for cartoon stars.  Either that, or it's a cartoon rest area.  Either way, I'm concerned for the safety of these beings.  Sponge Bob is no longer there, and that concerns me.  The Incredible Hulk wasn't there today either, although I had never noticed the candy apples before.  Nice that they provide our stars treats. 


 



 


I was not aware that Super Man and Dora were a thing, but I don't think Tweety is very happy about it.  At least they have those cotton candy pillows to lay their air-filled egos on.  HEY!  Wait a minute!!  What does Super Man have under his arm?  Must be a prize for Dora - or Batman! And what is that other Spider Man doing behind Super Man?!?!?


It's Friday, and I have no HUGE plans for the weekend (other than the wiener).  It is my step son's 12th birthday, so I will help usher in that last year before he becomes a teenager.  I think the lawn needs mowing…hahahaha!


 


I am excited that I'll get to see my Gangsta-Biotch and my super cool and groovy niece, B-Boo.  (I heard B-Boo is going to be Pebbles for Halloweenie, but she gets to carry around Bam-Bam's club – AWESOME GIRL POWER!)


 


Other than that, nothing heart felt, moving or otherwise interesting. 
Everyone's got an opinion – mine is just more rational and realistic than others'.  Enjoy the weekend!

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