Happy Monday to you! And to you! Oh, and to you too! And yeah, you in the back, I almost didn't see you! But not to that guy. Right there in the front. No "happy" of any kind to you wearing those worn out Sketchers, trying to be sauve and cool. No one likes you. Why are you even here?
Great! Starting out with an insult. Perhaps by the end of the blog, I may feel inclined to shoot one lucky person a compliment. I don't compliment people very well, it's a skill I'm working on.
OK, enough about that. Let's delve right in to what you're all here for: an examination of the leaders of third world countries and their rise (and sometimes fall) to (or from) power.
Did you really think I was going to talk about that? I mean come on, who wants to read THAT blog? Instead a tidbit of my day for you.
Had lunch with my fantastical besty (chesty) friend (no, not my vibrator). As always, we were cutting up and giggly before we even got to River City Diner. Upon entering, we were seated by the infamous Becca, who was actually polite to us. We sat down and the giggling commenced in earnest. I'm thinking she is probably going to blog about much of our dining experience, as she documented it with pictures, so I'll just skip to the nitty gritty.
We had Jess today, who was just as much fun as Becca. However, Becca could not keep herself from our table. When we were done eating, she asked aforementioned best buddy if she would like a box. We started laughing as she walked away and when she returned with the box, I asked her if there was a 25 cent charge for the box (remember the muff charge?) All in all, great fun was had.
I do have a suggestion for you if you want to have some silly fun of your own. Go into a store and pick out three odd items to buy and take them up to the counter and purchase them. It can't just be weird stuff, it has to be benign by themselves, but naughty when put together. It just may make the cashier's day. Some examples for you:
Duct tape, paper muffin cups, and a turkey baster
A banana, 6 tubes of Blistex and a full length mirror
Latex gloves, a ball of twine and a box of condoms
I'm trying to put together a road rally/scavenger hunt thingie. That's where you get a list of things you have to document via photos or video with your team (4 people). 3 of the 4 team members must be present in the documentation. The list is made up on the spot, via a super secret multiple choice and fill in the blank process) so there's no way to have any advanced insider knowledge of it. Items on past years' lists: A man with a 7" or longer beard, a picture of your group with a wedding party (must include bride and groom), road kill, 13th hole of a golf course. You get the picture. SO, if you'd be at all interested, let me know! I'm trying to see if we can do it in early November. It'll be a hoot! The more people we get, the better the prizes. There is an entry fee, but that'll depend on how many teams we can get. More info to be posted about the Road Rally/Scavenger Hunt as we nail down a date.
Oh, and by the way, before I forget, your labia looks STUNNING today! Are you doing something different with it?
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