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Just to update those of you who have recently asked if there has been any development on the Cartoon Character Porn Show where I work.

Things have been busy down at the free show on the corner! As you can see, the pimp stays close to his stars, though they have decreased in number.



I attempted several different angles to show you what was really going on today, but only one of them showed the horror of the cartoon character porn show. Superman is giving it to Dora from behind.



I originally didn't think Sponge Bob had a clue what is really going on, but upon looking at the photos again, I can see Batman doing him in the butt. Tweety is still on the lookout for "the fuzz". As for Spidey, I was unsure what was really taking place at first. And then I saw it...



You have to look closely, but Spidey has a ligature around his neck. And Superman is applying the pressure. I never pegged Spidey for being into autoerotic asphyxiation, however it seems to be the case. It didn't come through clearly, however the ligature used here is a bungy cord - a brown and yellow bungy cord.

I'll keep my eye on the story and update you all as necessary!

Reporting alive (but not live) from downtown Richmond, I'm Psycho Princess.

**Updated to add the Batman observation. We originally thought Sponge Bob was clueless...