Still can't send messages, so I've resorted to handing out my email address in a bulletin. Try me there. Maybe I'll actually be able to respond. Let's move on to some other things, shall we?
Yes! We shall! Fair warning for you: I'm in a completely shitty mood today. I cannot be trusted to do or say appropriate things to anyone at this moment. So, instead, I offer you some things for you to see and do.
My Christmas* "wish list" for those of you starting your shopping early:
I'd like to replace the light switch plate in my bedroom. I've been accused at times of being a bit of a tease, so I figured I'd need a man I can turn on and off at will:
I would like these to go with it, so that I can throw them at my husband when he complains about blue balls with a hearty "Oh, I'll give you blue balls alright!"
I would also like this "Welcome Mat" so that people get the impression that I actually clean house on occasion:
I'm a simple girl - those things will do just nicely, thanks.
And now, for your commenting pleasure, I thought I would give you all an inkblot test. Submit your answers for everyone to see. Just look at the picture and tell me what you think it is. Ready? Set! GO!
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What do you see?
*Disclaimer: I celebrate "Christmas", not "The Holidays" - Pehaps "Santamas" would be a better description or "Giftmas" I dunno. It was pointed out to me that perhaps I loved O'Reilly - not so - in fact, totally opposite of that. I just love presents.
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