Girl-on-Girl Action

It's the weekend, and no one is happier about it than yours truly. I've got nothing big planned for the weekend, except trying to finish outdoor Halloween decorating. Perfect fall weather for it, too!

Now, on to the heart of the matter: Girl on girl action! The majority of the men I know would like nothing better than to see their woman in action, with another woman. There's no jealousy factor there, unless they can't watch. And, I know this is just a man thing because no woman I know wants to watch her man get it on with another man. It's one of those things that we just assume would be relationship ending. We'd wish them well with their new boyfriend and be done with it. Men, on the other hand would relish the experience of watching their woman and another chick go at it, and request that it goes on again and again and again.

It seems though that this goes far beyond the realm of men like to watch girl on girl action. Most women I know, when given a choice would prefer to watch girl on girl over guy on guy. Or even girl on girl on guy action is acceptable in this realm. It's the straight up homosexual male porn that people are queasy about. I think I know the answer, but need you all to confirm or deny my thoughts. Here goes:

Women are beautiful. We have natural curves that resemble fine art. Men are gross. They have appendages hanging off of them that aren't overly attractive. Sorry guys, but when flaccid, your penis does nothing for us. It looks like a really bad skin tag that should just be cut off. And your scrotum? HA! Shriveled walnuts in the shell. A woman, on the other hand has tender folds of skin, a lima bean pleasure center that's tucked inside a nice little hoodie. Nothing gross and hanging about it!

Pubic hair: Men have a couple of choices: shave it, trim it, leave it look like a chia pet surrounding a sad little cactus. Women on the other hand can go the natural look - 70's porn style. We can clear the brush and go with the smooth surfboard look. We can trim it short, to resemble a finely groomed lawn. We can leave ourselves with a landing strip. We can do anything we imagine with it and it will look stunning.

Women have beautiful breasts, all different shapes, colors, and sizes. Round and firm, some pointier than others. Some large, some small, all beautiful. Some perky, some firm. The areolas are another fine example of the uniqueness of a woman's breasts. Some large, some small. Some perfectly circular, others appearing to have ruffled edges. Men have nipples. Alone, nipples are nothing special. EVERYONE has them. But when paired with the contours, colors and shapes of a woman's hooter, they take on a whole life of their own. Of course, some men have moobs (man boobs) but they're not attractive at all.

So, with these things as my supporting documentation, I will stand firm in my belief that guy-on-guy porn is not for the masses. Girl-on-girl however is. Because you're watching works of art in action. It's not my chosen lifestyle, but I can understand and appreciate it. I can accept that some guys like guys, to each his own, but I'd rather not see it in all it's glory. It also supports my theory that women rock more than men!

So my question for you is this: If you were going to watch porn, are you picking the one with the high girl on girl content or the one with high guy on guy content? I bet I know. It'd be the same choice I'd make. Girl on girl. And now, everyone should go masturbate to this post and indulge in some of your fantasies today!