"Really? What is it?" I asked excitedly.
"You'll see!" he said.
I couldn't wait to see! Was it jewelry? I'm very fond of emeralds. Perhaps some gadget I'd always wanted? I like gadgets (no surprises there, eh?)
Finally, he came home and gave me my gift. I opened it up and.. I started laughing. There in the bag was "Eager Beaver."
I had never seen a vibrator that was more than one of those "personal massager" types, and even then, I never saw one up close. I took it out of the package and ran my hands along it, expecting a cold, hard surface. To my surprise it was rubbery, fairly flexible and cute. There was a face, right where you would expect it to be .. on the head. And the little beaver that sat near the controls. Obviously, THAT was going to rest on the sweet spot .. YAY!
Now, having never used one before, I insisted that I wanted to fly solo the first time .. not wanting to have him see me fumbling around, looking awkward and unsure of exactly what to do. Plus, I thought it would hurt me. Foolish girl!
So, the next day, I was alone. I lubed it up, turned it on and tried to stick it in. And then thought WAIT! Turn it on AFTER you put it in. So I did. At first, I felt so stupid. Then, it really started to feel good. I played with the settings for a bit. I slid it in and out slowly, quickly, straight, at angles. Turned it on and off. Held it still inside me. Just checking out what each thing did and learning what I liked and what I didn't because I figured if I didn't know what was pleasurable to me, how could I expect anyone else to? Let me tell you, I had a fantastic orgasm, almost by accident. And when I say fantastic, I mean the best I'd ever had (at that point). Jerry came home that night and I was so proud .. I wanted him to watch and do and control - and he did!. (sorry Trish!)
I remember thinking after the first O that EVERY woman should have a toy (or 8!) It was no longer enough just to wait for sex .. why wait when you can make time for it whenever you wanted and have it on your own terms. And if you don't know what you do and don't like, how are you going to let someone else know?
Since that day, I just send him to the store when I'm in need of a new toy. He picks them well (except the scary blue thing, but that was bought over the internet as part of a kit and you couldn't really tell what you were getting.) And the rest, as they say is history. I've since graduated from The Beav to Jack Rabbit (like you didn't know that.) What's next on the horizon for me?
I've toyed with the idea of getting the cone, but am a bit intimidated by it .. I mean it looks big, and by "big" I mean "wide". I'm not sure it would be a good fit with my stunning labia and small vagina.
No, the new thing on my list is this pair (discovered by Jerry, just yesterday!):
For him:
For her:
From their website: "The Virtual Sex Machine is the world's first interactive real time sex system that gives you the virtual reality experience of having a sexual liaison not only with an adult video star, but also with your distant loved ones!"
Now THAT is something I'd love to check out. Imagine the possibilities there. And you men whine that there aren't toys out there for you. I'm picturing this now .. the lonely bachelor who is thinking that if he had a woman to operate the other end, he wouldn't need this. To him I say: get a dog. Lube up the Virtual Stick with peanut butter. Lock yourself in another room and forget that basically the dog is doing all of the work. Then, try the same thing with a cat .. their tongues are scratchy.
Actually, you can get the interactive movies and it'll be like having sex with a porn star without feeling that everyone else has had her too & worrying about STDs.
Curious about what it would be like to have another guy give you a blow job? Wonder no more! "You can enjoy virtual real time sex with your wife, girlfriend, or even with your friends!" No one has to know and you're not actually having oral sex with a guy, so you're not really gay. Really. You're not. Just bi-curious.
Or set up the video cam for those long distance relationships. Come on ladies .. just turn on the pc, slide the "Virtual Stick" into YOUR mag-mag hole, and enjoy!
This will revolutionize sex with ugly people. Unattractive folks all over will be able to hook up with hot people because they don't have to see each other. Perhaps Tom & the MySpace crew could work this into their IM scheme. Granted if they did that, Gary could be receiving a virtual blow job from Cranky Ricky all the while believing it's Siranda on the giving end. Wouldn't that be something?
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